All the are are talking about the deceased pope, comparing him to other popes, asking which was the greatest. Personally, I think they have all missed the greatest pope of all. That would be Pope Il. The parallels with Jesus are pretty remarkable when you think about it.
- Jesus told his followers to be fishers of men, Pope Il gave us the Pocket Fisherman.
- Jesus said said to feel the hungry, Pope Il gave us the Bargin Food Dehydrator and Rotisseries to make that task easier.
- Jesus told his followers to ease people's suffering, Pope Il gave us Four EASY Payments of only $29.95!
William R. James
Mike Painter
2005-04-04 21:10:59 EST
Wm James wrote: > All the are are talking about the deceased pope, comparing him to > other popes, asking which was the greatest. Personally, I think they > have all missed the greatest pope of all. That would be Pope Il. The > parallels with Jesus are pretty remarkable when you think about it. > > - Jesus told his followers to be fishers of men, Pope Il gave us the > Pocket Fisherman. > > - Jesus said said to feel the hungry, Pope Il gave us the Bargin Food > Dehydrator and Rotisseries to make that task easier. > > - Jesus told his followers to ease people's suffering, Pope Il gave us > Four EASY Payments of only $29.95! > > William R. James
And when you spray paint your head so it looks like you have hair you have to turn the other cheek.
Frank J Warner
2005-04-04 22:51:02 EST
In article <mti351l57okhhj76pa3fi4iupp1anld51n@4ax.com>, Wm James <*e@spamreaper.org> wrote:
> All the are are talking about the deceased pope, comparing him to > other popes, asking which was the greatest. Personally, I think they > have all missed the greatest pope of all. That would be Pope Il. The > parallels with Jesus are pretty remarkable when you think about it. > > - Jesus told his followers to be fishers of men, Pope Il gave us the > Pocket Fisherman. > > - Jesus said said to feel the hungry, Pope Il gave us the Bargin Food > Dehydrator and Rotisseries to make that task easier. > > - Jesus told his followers to ease people's suffering, Pope Il gave us > Four EASY Payments of only $29.95! > > William R. James
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!
And, of course, he gave us those incredible perpetually sharp Ginsu knives to slice the loaves and the fishes, too!!! Which I am STILL trying to duplicate!
-Frank
-- Here's some of my work: http://www.franksknives.com
>Wm James wrote: >> All the are are talking about the deceased pope, comparing him to >> other popes, asking which was the greatest. Personally, I think they >> have all missed the greatest pope of all. That would be Pope Il. The >> parallels with Jesus are pretty remarkable when you think about it. >> >> - Jesus told his followers to be fishers of men, Pope Il gave us the >> Pocket Fisherman. >> >> - Jesus said said to feel the hungry, Pope Il gave us the Bargin Food >> Dehydrator and Rotisseries to make that task easier. >> >> - Jesus told his followers to ease people's suffering, Pope Il gave us >> Four EASY Payments of only $29.95! >> >> William R. James > >And when you spray paint your head so it looks like you have hair you have >to turn the other cheek. >
No! You anoint thy head with spray paint. :)
William R. James
TCS
2005-04-04 23:39:53 EST
On 4 Apr 2005 18:22:04 -0500, Wm James <wrjames.remove@spamreaper.org> wrote: >All the are are talking about the deceased pope, comparing him to >other popes, asking which was the greatest. Personally, I think they >have all missed the greatest pope of all. That would be Pope Il. The >parallels with Jesus are pretty remarkable when you think about it.
>- Jesus told his followers to be fishers of men, Pope Il gave us the >Pocket Fisherman.
>- Jesus said said to feel the hungry, Pope Il gave us the Bargin Food >Dehydrator and Rotisseries to make that task easier.
>- Jesus told his followers to ease people's suffering, Pope Il gave us >Four EASY Payments of only $29.95!
But wait! Don't call yet! Look what else you get!
Vic Sagerquist
2005-04-04 23:50:03 EST
On 04 Apr 2005, TCS dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
> On 4 Apr 2005 18:22:04 -0500, Wm James <wrjames.remove@spamreaper.org> > wrote: >>All the are are talking about the deceased pope, comparing him to >>other popes, asking which was the greatest. Personally, I think they >>have all missed the greatest pope of all. That would be Pope Il. The >>parallels with Jesus are pretty remarkable when you think about it. > >>- Jesus told his followers to be fishers of men, Pope Il gave us the >>Pocket Fisherman. > >>- Jesus said said to feel the hungry, Pope Il gave us the Bargin Food >>Dehydrator and Rotisseries to make that task easier. > >>- Jesus told his followers to ease people's suffering, Pope Il gave us >>Four EASY Payments of only $29.95! > > But wait! > Don't call yet! > Look what else you get! > >
Me, I'm holding out for the Ginsu knives and the Smokeless Ashtray.
-- Vic Sagerquist aa#2011 Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity... ______________
As you were, I was. As I am, you will be. --- Hunter S. Thompson
Robibnikoff
2005-04-05 08:31:31 EST
"TCS" <The-Central-Scrutinizer@p.o.b.o.x.com> wrote in message news:slrnd54248.7j4.The-Central-Scrutinizer@linux.client.comcast.net... > On 4 Apr 2005 18:22:04 -0500, Wm James <wrjames.remove@spamreaper.org> wrote: > >All the are are talking about the deceased pope, comparing him to > >other popes, asking which was the greatest. Personally, I think they > >have all missed the greatest pope of all. That would be Pope Il. The > >parallels with Jesus are pretty remarkable when you think about it. > > >- Jesus told his followers to be fishers of men, Pope Il gave us the > >Pocket Fisherman. > > >- Jesus said said to feel the hungry, Pope Il gave us the Bargin Food > >Dehydrator and Rotisseries to make that task easier. > > >- Jesus told his followers to ease people's suffering, Pope Il gave us > >Four EASY Payments of only $29.95! > > But wait! > Don't call yet! > Look what else you get!
And if you call in the next 30 minutes..................... ;) -- ------ Robyn Resident Witchypoo #1557
Wm James
2005-04-05 23:48:04 EST
On Tue, 5 Apr 2005 08:31:31 -0400, "Robibnikoff" <*o@broomstick.com> wrote:
> >"TCS" <The-Central-Scrutinizer@p.o.b.o.x.com> wrote in message >news:slrnd54248.7j4.The-Central-Scrutinizer@linux.client.comcast.net... >> On 4 Apr 2005 18:22:04 -0500, Wm James <wrjames.remove@spamreaper.org> >wrote: >> >All the are are talking about the deceased pope, comparing him to >> >other popes, asking which was the greatest. Personally, I think they >> >have all missed the greatest pope of all. That would be Pope Il. The >> >parallels with Jesus are pretty remarkable when you think about it. >> >> >- Jesus told his followers to be fishers of men, Pope Il gave us the >> >Pocket Fisherman. >> >> >- Jesus said said to feel the hungry, Pope Il gave us the Bargin Food >> >Dehydrator and Rotisseries to make that task easier. >> >> >- Jesus told his followers to ease people's suffering, Pope Il gave us >> >Four EASY Payments of only $29.95! >> >> But wait! >> Don't call yet! >> Look what else you get! > >And if you call in the next 30 minutes..................... ;)
You get a blessing and a two week supply of communion crackers! And that's not all! We will throw in this amazing can of dehydrated sacrificial wine!